I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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single most awkward moment of my young life was when i watched this
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when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
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this is literally the best video on the internet
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I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
(via areyoude)
randall’s story is going to be tragic as fuck
I’m already crying.
HOLY SHIT, GUYS. I just realised… the reason why Randall’s always squinting evilly like that is because… he can’t see well without his glasses. He probably got bullied and stopped wearing them— he probably bumps into shit all the time.
why would u do this this is not ok
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ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
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Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
/Dead
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