ps: iloveyou.
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
(via funnybro)
Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain
thanks silly graphic.
“Listen, you have to let me be represented. I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government. I want more than that. I deserve more than that.”
“You know I can’t. You knew that from the moment you went so far away. I just…this is what I have to give. I don’t have anymore. For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”
“Fine. You know what, fine. Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me? Well you can take it back. Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”
“Don’t do this.”
“I have no choice. I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”
“America—”
“No, Britain. Don’t.”
“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”
“And I will fight back.”
#OTP: WE STILL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE
Did I seriously just get emotional over this?
(Source: itsabritishthing, via beyonce-approves)
that’s what you get for walking through the band you little shit
This is my most favourite thing ever
I’ve wanted to do this for literally years.
Marching band for the win
(Source: 4gifs, via make-me-lmfao)
Don’t expect to see this image in your local & national news
THIS IS WHY I LOVE HUMANITY SOMETIMES I JUST-
(via theflamboyantpedantic)
you know what really churns my butter
when guys wear athletic apparel
like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit
don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’??
gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme
(Source: ezzynoenig, via arippedcondom)
